IXTLILXOCHITL KNELT DOWN first appeared in Vol. 2 of the Greatest Literary Project of All Time. Get it here.
Crispin Best lives in London, right next door to the house he grew up in. Cold gravy sits in a boat on the countertop because he forgot to pour it on his potatoes. He is currently putting together a collection of stories dedicated to every year since 1400. He gets a little sad when he thinks about the moon, but other than that he is ok. He is active on the internet at http://wewillallgosimultaneous.blogspot.com